No, I’m not the Central Scrutinizer, if I was I’d get the bloody sack cos I’ve been back and gone again that many bloody times!

No excuses but suffice it to say I have been flat on my back for at least 8 weeks (on and off) but I am now back and able to stand and even sit for extended periods, like longer than 10 minutes!

I jest – I am fully functional once more!

Well, when I say ‘fully functional’ that is not strictly true as to get me back to somewhere near normal (an impossible task) my meat and two veg has been reduced to meat and one veg! I’m sure you didn’t want to know that but hey ho!

No jokes thank you, my mates have exhausted all of those!

Sorry, no photos this blog (‘thank fuck for that’ I hear you all say) but hopefully normality (whatever that is) is in the process of being restored!

Peace and Love
Johnny X